Daily Report

Broadcast from the Ministry of Truth – All Glory to the Revolution

⚠️ Latest Reports – July 7, 1885 AN

🔺 Norp Norp Spotted Outside the Ministry

According to surveillance units, the sacred figure Norp Norp was seen near Camelot City's green house. Witnesses claim the air shimmered and the sound of gnarpleese echoed in the square. Omega Troops were immediately dispatched. The Ministry is monitoring the situation closely. All worship remains unauthorized.

🎖️ New Anthem Broadcast Initiative Announced

The anthem "Avalon 'Tis for Thee" will now be played on all street corner loudspeakers hourly. Citizens are instructed to pause, salute, and reflect on their duty to the Opposition. Noncompliance will result in patriotic review.

🍱 Spam Musubi Crisis Declared Over

Emergency seaweed supply shipments have been received from District Antares. Musubi production resumes at standard ration levels. All hail the culinary resilience of Avalon.

🗞️ Archived Announcements

June 30: Nortan Day concluded with a 3-hour state speech and mandatory jubilation.
June 21: Norp Norp Memorial opened and mysteriously closed within the same hour.
May 9: Victory Day featured avalonic imperial array marching over Redd square.
April 1: The department of Satire renamed to the department of Sincerity.

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